During yesterday’s Packers-Seahawks game, I wrote down 7 pages of notes. These notes were written live and covered pretty much the entire game. Some of the notes are written for humor, while others offer serious takes.
So without further delay, I present my Packers-Seahawks notes. (Warning: Profanity is used to some extent)
Packers Seahawks Notes
1st Packers Drive
Eddie Lacy starting out strong
Rodgers still getting sacked.
1st Seahawks Drive
Lynch goes beast mode
Wilson starting out smart
Wilson nearly picked off on bad throw
Bullshit ass Penalty on punt. First Down Seahawks
Field goal. 3-0 SEA
Harvin looking like Wilson’s #1 guy.
2nd Packers Drive
Rodgers finally makes a good throw
Nope, never mind, Rodgers still struggling to make consecutive good throws. SMFH
The shit is this, Earl Thomas? (Fumble on punt, Packers ball still)
3rd Packers Drive
Rodgers completes the laser for the first down on 3rd down.
John Kuhn goaline TD run. 7-3 Packers. That’s a racist last name.
2nd Seahawks drive
Wilson to Harvin looking like a great QB-WR duo.
End of 1st quarter
Lynch is still a fucking beast
Harvin fumbling, lucky the Seahawks saved his ass.
Wilson fires a great pass on play action
Russell Wilson beautiful read option for the touchdown to Ricardo Lockette.
Ha-Ha Clinton Dix broken tackle
Wilson 8/9 93 yds 1 TD
4th Packers Drive
Rodgers hitting his stride. First down
2 Packers injuries on OL at the same time. Voodoo.
Starks up the middle for a first down
HOLY SHIT DEEP BALL incomplete but penalty, what is it
PI on defense. Duh.
Rodgers misses completely, 4th down
Mason Crosby nails it. 10-10.
3rd Seahawks Drive
Harvin when healthy is elite. Kick return was beast.
Nice throw by Wilson to the white guy who makes a great catch
More Skittles for Beast Mode Lynch. First down and more
Good lord Percy Harvin is still alive for some reason. First down.
Beast Mode TD run. 17-10 Seahawks
Dom Capers narrative is bullshit.
5th Packers drive
Rodgers looking hesitant, but makes the 1st down shovel pass, play action
2 minute warning
Why didn’t Rodgers run? Bad pass (again). 4th down.
4th Seahawks drive
Wilson sacked, obvious flag because defense
Illegal contact=first down
Wilson DEEP BALL. Almost picked off.
Wilson garbage time scramble, end of the half.
Overall: Strong running game for SEA (Lynch looks Beast), GB’s run is good, not as good. Wilson lucks accurate as hell, Rodgers is playing well but somewhat inconsistent. Packers did better job of protecting Rodgers, no 8 sack first half.
5th Seahawks Drive
Beast Mode being Beast Mode. First down on his 8th carry of the night.
Smart move by Wilson to throw before he takes the sack
Wilson just barely misses his target
Wilson’s scramble is denied.
6th Packers Drive
Rodgers INT, but ball was tipped by Nelson, so BULLSHIT. Maxwell INT
6th Seahawks Drive
More field goals. 20-10 Seattle.
7th Packers Drive
Rodgers makes a nice pass. First down.
Another nice pass from Rodgers on 3rd down. Move the chains.
Aaron Rodgers: “lol how do you run?”
Turnover on downs. Is Dom Capers controlling the offense?
7th Seahawks Drive
Almost picked off again. Man, Wilson should have 3 INT.. Lucky.
GB gets a stop. Finally. Dom Capers=Elite
8th Packers Drive
Safety. Geez. Seattle’s defense looks unstoppable because Dom Capers isn’t running it. Entire SEA team is beast right now. 22-10 SEA
8th Seahawks Drive
Another good throw by Wilson. First down.
Really thought Wilson would fumble that. Nope. Threw it away in time. Silly me.
Good look by Wilson. Appears to be a first down.
Dangerous scramble by Wilson for the first down.
End of 3rd quarter, computer dying, help.
More Skittles. TD Beast Mode Lynch, who’s on fire. 30-10 Seahawks. Lol jk 29-10 SEA.
Richard Sherman hasn’t been cursed by Madden yet. WTF
Packers defense looks awful. Dom Capers is on some bull.
9th Packers Drive
Garbage time for Rodgers
Packers are finally using Lacy when it’s least convenient.
Rodgers is accurate in a 29-10 game. First down, move the garbage time chains.
Rodgers with a sissy throw for about 0.1 yards. Packers look like something I’d shit, an insult to my shit.
Seattle is making Aaron Rodgers look like Carson Palmer. 2011-13 Carson Palmer.
Rodgers’ first TD pass. In garbage time. Or is it? Score is a bit closer.
2 point conversion. Failed. Lol. 29-16 SEA
Rodgers is the first QB to throw a TD at Seattle since week 9 2013. Big deal, it was also in garbage time.
9th Seahawks Drive.
Wilson scrambles like Fran Tarkenton. Or Steve Young. Or Russell Wilson.
Lynch is still Beast Mode. Shocking.
Injury: Lacy with a concussion despite not even being used by Green Bay.
Dom Capers is a great defensive coordinator still (shit no one says after tonight)
Russell Wilson teaches RGIII how to slide the right away after the smooth scramble for a first down. RGIII calls Wilson a hater.
Russell Wilson is 2nd QB ever with 50 TD and 1,000 rushing yards in any 2 year span (Randall Cunningham)
Percy Harvin is awesome when his bones aren’t made out of quicksand. First down.
Russell Wilson pretty much close to putting game away.
This game is over unless I’m wrong, which sometimes happens.
29-16 is actually pretty close to my 28-17 prediction. Holy crap I’m good.
Entertaining game for NFL analysts/writers like me, not so much for fans expecting a competitive shootout between Wilson/Rodgers.
68,424 people showed up at Centurylink, a new stadium record. Also the amount of yards Green Bay’s given up on defense.
TD pass from Wilson to Coleman, this game is over. 36-16.
Wilson: 2 TD, 0 INT. Looked very sharp today.
Wilson is the 2nd best player on the field, after Lynch.
10th Packers Drive
Really what is the point of writing this anymore? The 2 minute warning is near, and the score is still 36-16. Seattle defense/offense looked phenominal tonight. Few mistakes here and there, but overall very efficient, Wilson looked mostly accurate, more of a leader, Lynch looked dynamic as hell.
2 minute warning. Just end this game please so I can charge my phone, which is at 2% and on airplane mode. Computer also on low energy.
This attractive girl working for BW3 thinks I’m doing an English paper, is interested by it. Winning.
Nice throw by Rodgers, if it mattered. Computer dying, must turn off.
10th Seahawks Drive
Clutch Knee Taking.
Final Score: Seattle 36, Green Bay 16
Good job, good effort Dom Capers.